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Post  tootall on Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:29 pm

1. Duz tha fart? Cos thas blown me away!
2. Me luv for thee is like shits - I just cant hold it in
3. Is there a mirror in thi knickers? Cos i can see me sen in em.
4. Tha body reminds me of a spanner...everytime i think of thee me nuts tighten
5. Tha might not be best lookin bird in here, but beauty is only just a leet switch away.

Won't tell you which one i used on my missus lol Smile
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Post  adie1200 on Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:33 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Lefty on Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:38 pm

This is genuine

When I was a lot younger, single, in the pub 7 nights a week and only interested in one thing (apart from the beer, fags and motorbike) I once asked a lass if she f£$%^d on the first night. Her answer was a very firm no. So I said "I'll see you tomorrow then" turned my back and walked away.

The next night she was there waiting for me.
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Post  tootall on Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:05 am

Lefty wrote:This is genuine

When I was a lot younger, single, in the pub 7 nights a week and only interested in one thing (apart from the beer, fags and motorbike) I once asked a lass if she f£$%^d on the first night. Her answer was a very firm no. So I said "I'll see you tomorrow then" turned my back and walked away.

The next night she was there waiting for me.

Ha- class Smile
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Post  Andy Macfarlane on Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:51 pm

Patter like that wouldn't work in Glasgow. The lassies would just stab you for your cheek. It's more conventional up here. Some alcoholic drink or some free drugs goes a long way. Just don't give them lip.
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