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Post  doug6364 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:14 pm

anyone know any funny jokes they want to share ??

heres one to start you off............................i went to the doctors the other day with problems with my hearing. he said " what are the symptoms " ? i replied, they are a yellow family on channel 4 !!! lol! lol! lol! lol! god i,m funny !!
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Post  doug6364 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:24 pm

heres another.

i went to the doctors yesterday, walked up to the counter to be greeted by the uglyist manliest thing ive ever seen.
she shouted out.........." oh yes, youve come to see doctor jackson about your erection problem havnt you ?

i replied, well no actually ive come to see him about a sex change, but i dont want the same doctor who did yours !! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  creamcake007 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:07 pm

they have set a tough task for tonight's bush tucker trial. A Kangaroo has to eat one of Fatima Whitbread's testicles!!!!!!!! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  creamcake007 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:12 pm

Whats black with 2 broken legs? Colonel Gaddafi's sunglasses. lol! lol! lol!
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Post  creamcake007 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:16 pm

Message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket in the pub today ; you can hide but you can't run !!!!!! lol! lol!
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Post  creamcake007 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:36 pm

Tried erotic asphyxiation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it, she's been lying there for 5 day now giving me the silent treatment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!
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Post  doug6364 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:44 pm

i see there are some sicko's on here this evening.

i guess if you cant beat e,m, join e,m. lol! lol!
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Post  doug6364 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:48 pm

a bloke awakens from a coma after a bad car crash and shouts out...................................oh my god, i cant feel my legs !!!

the doctor comes running in and says, thats because weve had to amputate your arms sir !!! lol! lol! god i,m sick !!

heres another............................... i phoned up work the other day and said i was sick. they said " well how sick are you " ? i replied, very sick, i,m in bed with my Grandmother !!!! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  adie1200 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:19 pm

Moved these jokes here from the pike fishing thread Wink
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