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Fishing Jokes

Post  noz on Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:20 pm

A husband and wife go fishing, whoever gets the biggest pike can chose their own prize!!!
The wife finds a likely spot, only problem is it is knee deep in buttercups which she proceeds to hack down. There is a blinding flash and an old woman in a cloak made of leaves appears " I am Mother Nature and because you have destroyed these buttercups, now the sight, taste and smell of butter will make you feel very ill and you will be unable to do anything for a week". She then disapears with a blinding flash of light.
When she recovers, the wife whips out her moble and rings her husband "How are doing, Darling, she asks?
" I have found a beautiful swim, he replies, I have just got to clear my way thriugh some Pussy Willow"
" STOP, she yells at the top of her voice, find another spot at once "

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Post  matt859 on Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:56 pm

two parrots on a perch; one turns to the other and says ere, can you smell fish?

two fish in a tank; one turns to the other and says you drive it, I will fire the big gun.

fastest thing in a lake? a motorpike and sidecarp.

thankyou ill get my coat now
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Post  doug6364 on Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:14 pm

i would Matt !! you pollack lol! lol!


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Post  adie1200 on Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:39 pm

lol! lol! lol!

Lads the jokes belong in the none fishing section geek Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Click here >>>> Place your jokes here please

Thanks lol!
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Post  matt859 on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:26 pm

your joking us arnt you?

OK sorry I didnt know, was just carrying on from the last one. I will stopit now. Embarassed
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