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Sausage joke

Post  silvers on Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:04 pm

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"






The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"






The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?






Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?






Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?






Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?






Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"







The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."







The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"







The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
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Re: Sausage joke

Post  plumb68 on Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:27 pm

lol! lol!
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