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A few funnys

Post  silvers on Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:52 pm

Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please."

"Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"

"bleep off you tosser," he snapped, before walking off with his food.

I love working in the prison canteen.

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One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

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It's predicted that by 2025 you'll be no more than six feet away from an ex-Chelsea manager.

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Roberto Di Matteo has been sacked by Chelsea.

Apparently, the decision was made after the team's failure to win Wimbledon and the Grand National, or to bring home any Gold medals from the Olympics.

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How many Chelsea Managers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

They don't know. The lightbulb usually outlasts them
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