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Post  silvers on Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:40 pm

Four Geezers go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First Bloke: “You have no idea what I had to promise to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second Bloke: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I’ll build her a new deck for the pool.

Third Bloke: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish when they realized the fourth Geezer has not said a word. So they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth Geezer: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex” and she said, “Wear a sweater.”

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