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Post  stubbo on Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:07 pm

whats the most ridiculous thing you have forgotton on a planned pike trip ......i kid you not got all the way to batthenswaite lake left the bait back in warrington and not a spinner or plug between us ...or a brain cell clown
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Post  MAD BAD ANGLER on Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:42 pm

i went to a lake once about 30 miles from home. very early start to get there pre-dawn. got there in plenty of time, gear out the car, load up and walk to a peg. right first things first, bank sticks out and screw on the alarms check, set up landing net check, set rods up.........set rods up Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed no rods affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid how the heck can you forget to put the rods in the car, and not notice when unloading and walking to the peg. you would think that is was hard to do, but i did Sad Sad Sad

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Post  Grizzly on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:02 pm

MAD BAD ANGLER wrote:how the heck can you forget to put the rods in the car, Sad Sad Sad

I used to think that, I use the phrase 'used to' in the past tense for the pue and simple reason that I now have got that very T-shirt, not that I wear it often, haha!!
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Post  stubbo on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:43 pm

MAD BAD ANGLER wrote:i went to a lake once about 30 miles from home. very early start to get there pre-dawn. got there in plenty of time, gear out the car, load up and walk to a peg. right first things first, bank sticks out and screw on the alarms check, set up landing net check, set rods up.........set rods up Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed no rods affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid how the heck can you forget to put the rods in the car, and not notice when unloading and walking to the peg. you would think that is was hard to do, but i did Sad Sad Sad
i feel a bit better after reading that it cracked me up that mad bad cheers Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  stubbo on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:47 pm

my mate once forgot his shot gun we where going clay pigion shooting but he remembered the shells.......how bad is that Very Happy
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Post  paddy pike on Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:11 pm

Stubbo mate, Should have called this numpty corner, We have all forgot somthing in the past, Mine was forgetting the reels, Doee
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Post  Lefty on Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:08 am

I once forgot to put my reel in my tackle bag and ended up driving home for it. Rolling Eyes

This summer, Gavin and I went on a night session and I forgot to pack my seat. No problem until it got to around 3am. Not very comfortable sat on your unhooking mat and it's starting to get damp. Embarassed

Didn't do my back any good. Mad
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Post  kell on Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:49 am

when i first got divorced i once drove home and made a coffee and sat reading the paper waiting for the wife all hell broke lose when she walked in Embarassed Shocked

my mind must have been in another place but i had only been left a week
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Post  nickcarpy on Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:19 am

pmsl lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  adie1200 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:17 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  stubbo on Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:00 pm

thats a belter kell lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Andy Webster on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:02 pm

Thats the best laugh I've had this week Kell lol!

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Post  stubbo on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:30 pm

kell wrote:when i first got divorced i once drove home and made a coffee and sat reading the paper waiting for the wife all hell broke lose when she walked in Embarassed Shocked

my mind must have been in another place but i had only been left a week
heres one for you kell not as good as yours though........... many years ago cant remember the exact details had to get to a phone sharpish a public phone at that jumped into the car shot off to find one ....found one about a mile away made the call then for some reason walked back home forgot the car i think my head was up my ass due to the call...... got home then the wife came home from work and after about half an hour she mentioned wheres the car for about ten minute i thought it was stolen......thought about phoning the police..........then it came to me ......had to do the walk of shame back to phone........the wife almost pissed herself laughing Embarassed
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Post  MAD BAD ANGLER on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:03 pm

a friend of my wife once went to the shops with her young son in the pushchair. went round the shop, through the check out and straight home. when she got home her husband says "were is ben" (their son) affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid
wife had left him in the shop at the check out.
luckily all was fine, but how can you leave your kid behind PMSL lol! lol!

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Post  stubbo on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:12 pm

easy done mate lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  paddy pike on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:59 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Lefty on Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:45 pm

My first wife's mum did that, left her grand daughter outside the shop in the pram. Very Happy

Luckily it was very close to home and she realised as she went through her front gate. She ran back to the shop all of a panic and there she was, still outside the shop, sock on, in her pram.


A warehouse that I used to work changed the shift rota every six months. One of the lads turned up for work on a Sunday night as my team and I were just clocking on. He thought we were extracting the urine by saying it wasn't his time to be at work and he should actually be on the day shift in the morning.

He wasn't very happy as he didn't drive so was reliant on public transport. Not too bad really but he lived 30 miles away and it was 10 o'clock at night. Very Happy
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