you plonker roy

whats the most ridiculous thing you have forgotton on a planned pike trip ......i kid you not got all the way to batthenswaite lake left the bait back in warrington and not a spinner or plug between us ...or a brain cell

i went to a lake once about 30 miles from home. very early start to get there pre-dawn. got there in plenty of time, gear out the car, load up and walk to a peg. right first things first, bank sticks out and screw on the alarms check, set up landing net check, set rods up.........set rods up no rods how the heck can you forget to put the rods in the car, and not notice when unloading and walking to the peg. you would think that is was hard to do, but i did

MAD BAD ANGLER wrote:how the heck can you forget to put the rods in the car,

I used to think that, I use the phrase 'used to' in the past tense for the pue and simple reason that I now have got that very T-shirt, not that I wear it often, haha!!

MAD BAD ANGLER wrote:i went to a lake once about 30 miles from home. very early start to get there pre-dawn. got there in plenty of time, gear out the car, load up and walk to a peg. right first things first, bank sticks out and screw on the alarms check, set up landing net check, set rods up.........set rods up no rods how the heck can you forget to put the rods in the car, and not notice when unloading and walking to the peg. you would think that is was hard to do, but i did

i feel a bit better after reading that it cracked me up that mad bad cheers

my mate once forgot his shot gun we where going clay pigion shooting but he remembered the shells.......how bad is that

I once forgot to put my reel in my tackle bag and ended up driving home for it.

This summer, Gavin and I went on a night session and I forgot to pack my seat. No problem until it got to around 3am. Not very comfortable sat on your unhooking mat and it's starting to get damp.

Didn't do my back any good.

when i first got divorced i once drove home and made a coffee and sat reading the paper waiting for the wife all hell broke lose when she walked in

my mind must have been in another place but i had only been left a week

pmsl

thats a belter kell

Thats the best laugh I've had this week Kell

kell wrote:when i first got divorced i once drove home and made a coffee and sat reading the paper waiting for the wife all hell broke lose when she walked in

my mind must have been in another place but i had only been left a week

heres one for you kell not as good as yours though........... many years ago cant remember the exact details had to get to a phone sharpish a public phone at that jumped into the car shot off to find one ....found one about a mile away made the call then for some reason walked back home forgot the car i think my head was up my ass due to the call...... got home then the wife came home from work and after about half an hour she mentioned wheres the car for about ten minute i thought it was stolen......thought about phoning the police..........then it came to me ......had to do the walk of shame back to phone........the wife almost pissed herself laughing

a friend of my wife once went to the shops with her young son in the pushchair. went round the shop, through the check out and straight home. when she got home her husband says "were is ben" (their son)
wife had left him in the shop at the check out.
luckily all was fine, but how can you leave your kid behind PMSL

easy done mate

My first wife's mum did that, left her grand daughter outside the shop in the pram.

Luckily it was very close to home and she realised as she went through her front gate. She ran back to the shop all of a panic and there she was, still outside the shop, sock on, in her pram.


A warehouse that I used to work changed the shift rota every six months. One of the lads turned up for work on a Sunday night as my team and I were just clocking on. He thought we were extracting the urine by saying it wasn't his time to be at work and he should actually be on the day shift in the morning.

He wasn't very happy as he didn't drive so was reliant on public transport. Not too bad really but he lived 30 miles away and it was 10 o'clock at night.